Dear Howard Dean;
John McCain is not the leader of the Republican party, he is the nominee. I'm assuming that as soon as you Democrats finish cutting each others throats over who to nominate, you'll be playing Mr. Step'n'fetchit, but we Republicans don't work that way. Now, go be a good boy and sit in the corner until your masters have further orders for you.

Dear Barrack Hussein Obama;
You character my be a distraction to you, but it means a lot to most folks. It's what we base our decision to trust people on. That's why when you associate with racists, hatemongers, scam artists, and anarchists, we question whether or not you're fit to lead our country. It also leads us to question those who support you in light of such associations. It's a valid question, not a racist one. I know tough questions make you sake in fear and pee your underoos a little, but suck it up like a big boy.

Dear John McCain;
You wonder why so many Republicans are against you? And you accuse US in NC of being out of touch with reality? I've always thought you were the type to throw anyone under the bus you needed to in order to receive praise from the left and media, and you've just confirmed it to me in spades. I wonder why you're still in this party, but then I look at the gutless RNC and I know why. You may think the majority of NC republicans agree with you, but I can assure you that it is YOU who is out of touch with reality. Just who do you think you are, sir, to think you can order us to shut up and we'll do so? It's called the Tar Heel state for a reason, Jackass.

Dear Republican National Committee;
You guys have become a marvel of gutless pandering that would make Ronald Reagan have an aneurysm. While both you and McCain are scraping bottom for fund raising, I'm sure you're looking at the NC GOP cash that's gushing in since the ad you fear so much come out and are just mystified as to why it's happening. Just a little too much reality for you? the reality is your 'leadership' of the party has been an embarrassment, and THIS is how people respond to real leadership. If you were smart, you'd take a cue and understand, but I know you won't; you're too busy wringing your hands and worry about your collective asses to actually listen to and lead the party. You guys have squandered every opportunity to hammer the DNC, and are disgustingly timid when it comes to confronting them. That's not leadership, that's cowardice. By God, if you show strength of leadership, the support will come from the people.

Dear Walter B. Jones;
You paying attention? I'm pretty positive you may not survive this one, pal. And stop sending me Email. One thing about it, you'll be able to spend more time with your illegal immigrant pals.

Dear WRAL;
Being stuck in the Deluded Triangle, I'm not surprised you won't run the ad. You're media; I expect little else from you. There's a reason I stopped watching network TV a long time ago.

Dear NC GOP;
Keep up the good work! In Linda Daves we have a chairman with more balls than all the RNC combined. Go get'em!